Sunday, February 19, 2006

Lessons of life

Have you ever dropped coffee on the carpet and didn't know what to do?

Spilled some tea and realised that there are no paper towels at home?

No fear! Because I bring you the quickest way to take care of such emergencies....absolutely FREE! (ever wonder the difference between "absolutely free" and just "free" ? )

1. Rush to the bathroom.
2. Pull (and do I mean pull!) out 15 feet of toilet paper. (huh? no toilet paper??? where you live? on a tree? )
3. Rush back to the room where the liquid has been dropped.
4. <dab> <dab> <dab> <dab> <dab>
5. <fold>
6. <dab> <dab> <dab>
7. <fold>
8. <dab>
9. Repeat 1-8 as desired.

1 Comments:

Blogger Psychohistorian said...

same must be applicable to wipe off oak also...but how would you know tht...we gotta contact vicky for tht

February 24, 2006 10:25 AM  

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