Friday, March 16, 2007

bikes 101: how to ride with your eyes open

Do you think you'll live to tell the story of biking up this steep slope down to your last drop of perspiration and then racing down the other side, feeling the wind in your hair and the sweet satisfaction of all other miscellaneous accomplishments of life that don't warrant a celebration of their own and tend to piggyback on such occasions, only to realize when you're half-way down at top speed that you've missed a turn before the climb itself; are traveling in the wrong direction and that you might have to turn back?

I suppose not. Because your brain (and legs) should've most likely collapsed at that point.

Cross reference #3407:
grammar 101: how not to write really long sentences